I remember these things. My date at the time offered me a sip of hers, and I had assumed that was pink lemonade, not cranberry, in the mix. I don't mind martinis, but if there is one thing on this earth that makes me wretch like nobody's business, it's anything remotely cranberry ... I tossed it all over the bar counter. The disgusted face of the bartender is burned in my corneas to this day ...
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